SeaWorld, Orlando

Killer Whale Show @ Sea World, Orlando, Florida

Big whales and exploding colons.

Obligatory Florida nonsense.

Just to get this out of the way, we hadn’t even set foot in the park before encountering kookiness.

A biplane. No big deal, probably advertising some special at a local Chinese buffet, but wait, what does the banner say?


But where are they supposed to go, exactly? Dumping killer whales on the street will only lead to recidivism.

The whale show.

It was pretty cool. I’d been to Disney a few times, but this was my first time at Sea World. Somehow I managed to end up close to the front row, totally in the “splash zone,” yet by the end of the show I was completely dry while everyone around me was soaked.

The penguins.

Penguins are curious creatures. All they do is stand around, shooting streams of poop all over the place.

Unfortunately my point-and-shoot camera was ill-suited to capturing the high-velocity action.

It was almost as exciting as the whale show. We took bets on which one was going to spew their fish paste next. I don’t think either of us won.

Pictures of dumb-looking fish.

A shark.

A walrus.

A whale.



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