December 2011 - High-Class Savages

Of Microchips, the Illuminati and Space Jesus

What do credit cards, microchips, the Illuminati and Space Jesus have in common? Several groups in Japan claim to have the answer.

The Park Hyatt Tokyo, or that place Bill Murray chased around a whore for an hour and a half.

What’s up with the name of this place? Is it a play on “Donkey” but they can’t figure out how to enunciate it?

It’s got to be…nope, it’s not a joke. It’s a goddamn Shakey’s Pizza.

The nation that brought us high-speed rail must also usher in the next generation of space travel.