Don Quixote (Don K)

Don Quixote Marijuana Hemp @ Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan

What’s up with the name of this place? Is it a play on “Donkey” but they can’t figure out how to enunciate it?

Either way, this place is awesome. It’s like being in a Wal-Mart that’s overstocked to the point where the fire inspectors are barred from entry and all the inventory is maintained by 12-year olds on acid.

They literally have everything. Need a headphone splitter? Check electronics. Need a rice cooker? Home appliances. A new piece of luggage? Luggage. Counterfeit designer goods? There’s an entire corner devoted to that.

Want (or need) a dildo the size of a Howitzer shell? Step behind this curtain.

Howitzer Artillery Shell

http://www.militaryaerospace.com/articles/2013/12/excalibur-smart-artillery.html

Actually, we don’t know for fact that the goods are counterfeit, but we’ll be damned if they retailed that cheaply anywhere else on the planet.

Want a new cuddly best friend?

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Or we can cut the pretense and just sell it to you straight. It’s endorsed by a black guy! Wonder if he knew what his likeness would be used for when he posed for the picture.

Don Quixote Marijuana Hemp @ Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
Every Don Quixote seems to have an arcade on some floor or another. This one had a photo booth in it that we’d seen before.

Bambi-na @ Don Quixote, Shinjuku, Tokyo, Japan
The Japanese seem to have a huge thing for making people look like deer. Big round eyes and skinny legs. Don’t they realize deer are generally considered pests and are hunted for sport?

Johnny

Pro-family and anti-drug, when he's not too busy living with four beautiful ladies, he likes long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

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