Finding Shakey

It’s got to be…nope, it’s not a joke. It’s a goddamn Shakey’s Pizza.

We thought Shakey’s was just an elaborate joke on South Park but it turns out, it exists! We must put it in our mouth. All of them.

It’s right next door to Kiddy Land, where we were also handed some illuminating literature. The irony of it all just hit me.

We totally went to fat town. Actually, I think she ate a conservative salad or something. I ate at least two entire pizzas and four mugs of beer.

I was initially cautious as to what I was eating but by the end I was pounding down marshmallow pineapple pizza or something. It’s like the chick drink of pizza and holy shit was it delicious.

Afterwards we wandered off and found a Don Quixote.

Johnny

Pro-family and anti-drug, when he's not too busy living with four beautiful ladies, he likes long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

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